Whoa… you joined my email list. I don’t know what to say... I’m honored you want to receive emails from me.

Don’t worry, I won’t spam your inbox. In fact, you’ll probably hear from me so little that you’ll forget I exist. I do exist though. I think.

Anyway, I might email you if I release something I’m especially excited about, like maybe a podcast or something? I don’t know, but I won’t email you every time I release anything… like I won’t email you every time I post a tik tok or something. That would be ridiculous. I will warn you though, I tend to use commas more than I should, I hope you won’t hold it against me.

Also, If I come by your city, I’ll send send an email just for you (and anyone else also in said city) just to say “hey I’m here, wanna come to my show” or something along those lines. I won’t like show up at your house or anything. That would be crazy. I mean I only asked what city you live in anyway, there’s no way I’d know your address. That would be crazy. I’m not crazy. I promise.

You can respond if you want. I’ll probably respond, unless you ask me something that makes me feel uncomfortable or something like my home address (I am NOT tellin’ you where I live, don’t even try). I may also also forget to respond. Please don’t get mad at me if I do, I’m forgetful. I have ADHD. I do my best. Oh, and if you say something mean, I won’t respond to that either, but you understand, right?

Anyway… hey, you’re the best. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Sorry, is this too long? I’ll try to make sure my emails aren’t so long.

-Jeff