Oh damn you just got bamboozled! You totally thought I had an OnlyFans, didn’t you?
I’m sorry to disappoint you. I hope the photo below is enough…
While you’re here though, why don’t you join The Dean’s List?
The Dean’s List is kind of like OnlyFans, except it’s free and there’s no nudity involved. It’s actually nothing like OnlyFans.
Basically, you’ll just put in your email and where you live so that I know where to tour, and so that I can email you when I’m headed to your city. You’ll also receive seldom updates if there’s something special I’d like to share. Don’t worry, I won’t spam your inbox every time I post to Tik Tok. That would be ridiculous.
Photo by Jim McCambridge